books Men(TM) read

  1. Nonfiction: nazi diaries—the overtly antisemitic sympathizing version

  2. Nonfiction: nazi diaries—the “I’m not racist but WOW they WERE organized” version

  3. Nonfiction: nazi-killer diaries—pro-America, so still hates other races but Jews ok(ish) now

  4. Nonfiction, historical: nazis before Nazis existed

  5. Highbrow Fantasy: nazi-killer diaries but with elves and big words

  6. Lowbrow Fantasy: nazi-killer diaries but with dragons

  7. How To: Misogynistic advice on how to date (read: abuse) women

  8. How To: Misogynistic advice on how to thrive (read: profit from abuse) in a capitalist society

  9. Memoir: My Happy Years Abusing Women Before the Internet Existed

  10. Fine Literature: The Disgruntled Prince—humorously self-serious, overly wordy or utterly spartan, stream of consciousness style writing on metaphorically abandoning a world that benefits them best

happy reading!

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