fuck off, dog moms.
dad's Mac and cheese, baby feet, and swim lessons
butter pecan cupcakes
biscuits and gravy, an ugly bride, and a baseball bat
trash bag brie, heartsickness, & my big sister
the best cakes to apologize to your MIL for being the wrong religion
broccoli "salad," a secret wedding, & $1 plates
books Men(TM) read
practical gifts that show you care, despite putting in zero effort to speak all year
chocolate chip cookies, thunder storms, and a broken nose